1. Try to use your dorm key to unlock your bedroom door.2. Have your mom scan your ID card for meals.3. Look for a tray to carry your dinner to the table with.4. Walk two blocks to go to dinner.5. Forget to dial the first three digits of your friend’s phone number.6. Dial 9 when [...]

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1. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed.2. All polar bears are left-handed.3. If your car is stolen, there’s a 10 percent chance it was taken by a Polar bear. 1. 39 percent of unemployed men wear spectacles.2. 80 percent of employed men wear spectacles.3. Work stuffs up your eyesight.1. All dogs are animals.2. [...]

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Rather strict English teacher also had the responsibility of teaching ?homemaking, Similar JokesMaking PuppiesA MOTHER AND HER FIVE YEAR OLD SON ARE ON THEIR WAY HOME FROM DAYCARE WHEN THE CHILD SEES TWO DOGS I…Making PuppiesA man and his son were walking down the street one day. They saw two dogs having sex in a [...]

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