Published in August 18th, 2008
A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with ten birds on them. Each bird had a sack over its head; only the legs were showing. He sat straight in the front row because he wanted to [...]
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Published in August 17th, 2008
(Time Limit: 3 Weeks)1. What language is spoken in France?2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to:(a) build a bridge(b) sail the ocean(c) lead an army or(d) WRITE A PLAY4. [...]
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Published in August 16th, 2008
* The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold.* The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in a large font.* New edition every two years in order to limit reselling.* Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn’t cafeteria food.* Paul’s letter to the Romans becomes Paul’s [...]
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Published in August 15th, 2008
6:30 am Wake up and lie awake in bed.6:31 Realize you spent $18 on last night’s dinner, means no eating out for the next 6 weeks.6:32 Hit snooze button. Go back to sleep.7:00 Wake up suddenly with heart in mouth when you realize you didn’t hit the snooze button–you turned it off.7:01 fall asleep again.7:44 [...]
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Published in August 14th, 2008
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.” The frog is thrilled, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party?” he croaks. “No,” says the [...]
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Published in August 13th, 2008
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!” A smart-ass [...]
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Published in August 12th, 2008
A distinguished linguistics professor was lecturing on the phenomenon of double negatives. As he neared the end of his talk, he drew himself up and declared solemnly:In conclusion, let me observe that while there are numerous cases where a double negative conveys a positve, there is no case where a double positive conveys a negative.Whereupon, [...]
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Published in August 11th, 2008
A notice in the student?s cafe:”Dear students! Don?t throw hamburgers and beefsteaks on the floor, three dogs have already croaked “.
Similar JokesLooking into their eyesA policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man …Through The Desert On A Man With No EarsA man [...]
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Published in August 10th, 2008
“Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?” “Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around.”
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Published in August 9th, 2008
Did you hear about the Duke science major who tried to blow up his instructor’s car? He burned his lips trying.
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…Commanding the dumbAs we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, “All [...]
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