Published in July 23rd, 2008
Did you hear about the woman who was married to a succession of three Microsoft employees and still died a virgin?
Her first husband was in Training, and kept teaching her how to do it herself.
The second was in Sales, and kept telling her how good it was going to be.
And the third [...]
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Published in July 22nd, 2008
486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art - Any computer you can’t afford.
Obsolete - Any computer you own.
Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
G3 - Apple’s new Macs that make you say “Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the [...]
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Published in July 21st, 2008
~~~ Are you an Engineer? ~~~
THE TEST
First, let’s establish: Are you a geek-at-heart? What answer
to the following question do you feel most [...]
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Published in July 18th, 2008
Did you hear about the woman who was married to a succession of three
Microsoft employees and still died a virgin?
Her first husband was in Training, and kept teaching her how to
do it herself.
The second was in Sales, and kept telling her how good it was going to be.
And the third was in Tech Support, [...]
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Published in July 17th, 2008
Top Ten Ways To Know You’re Dating/Married To A Consultant
10. Referred to the first month of your relationship as a
“diagnostic period”.
9. Talks to the waiter about process flow when dinner arrives
late.
8. Takes a half-day at the [...]
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Published in July 16th, 2008
Bill Gates goes to Hell
Bill Gates dies and finds himself being sized up by God…
“Well, Bill, I’m really confused on this call. I’m not sure whether
to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped
society by putting a computer in almost every home in [...]
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Published in July 15th, 2008
If IBM made toasters…
They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be
submitted for overnight toasting. IBM would claim a worldwide
market for five, maybe six toasters.
If Microsoft made toasters…
Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buy a
toaster. You wouldn’t have to take the toaster, but you’d still have
to [...]
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Published in July 10th, 2008
How many Bill Gates’ does it take to change the light bulb?
None. He just calls a meeting & makes darkness the standard!
Similar JokesWindows 666Bill Gates dies, and ascends to the Pearly Gates to meet God. God immediately recognizes him and say…Bill Gates’ HoneymoonAfter Bill Gates wedding night, his wife finally knew why he called his [...]
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Published in July 8th, 2008
Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by name; Thy code be clean, Thy fonts be seen On screen as they are on paper. Give us this day our documents, And lead us not into fragmentation But deliver us our data. For thine is the SCSI, And the EISA, [...]
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Published in July 7th, 2008
|Computer Problem Report Form1. Describe your problem:________________________________________________________________2. Now, describe the problemaccurately:________________________________________________________________3. Speculate wildly about the causeof the problem:________________________________________________________________4. Problem Severity: A. Minor __ B. Minor __ C. Minor __ D. Trivial __5. Nature of the problem: A. Locked Up __ B. Frozen __ C. Hung __ D. Strange Smell __6. Is your computer plugged in? [...]
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