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In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name:
Tylenol is acetamophen,
Aleve is naproxen,
Amoxil is amoxicillin,
advil is abuprofen, and so on.
The FDA have been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and has announced that it has settled on mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were:
mycoxafailin,
mydixadrupin,
mydixarizin,
mydixadud,
dixafix
and of course,
ibepokin.
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