Published in April 10th, 2007
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatrist suggests they start with a Rorschach test. He holds up the first picture and asks the man what he sees.
“A man and a woman making love in a park,” the man replies.
The psychiatrist holds up the second picture and asks the man what [...]
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Published in April 10th, 2007
The doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast. As he stormed out of the house, the man angrily yelled to his wife, “You aren’t that good in bed either!”
By midmorning, he decided he’d better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife, clearly out of breath, answered the phone. [...]
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Published in April 10th, 2007
Patient: Doc, will I be able to read with these glasses?
Doc: You sure will.
Patient: That’s great! I never could read before.
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Published in April 10th, 2007
Mrs. Cohn went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge.
The Doctor said, “Get undressed, Mrs. Cohn, and lie down on the examining table.”
She did, whereupon the doctor put on rubber gloves and began to massage her private parts.
After a couple of minutes he asked, [...]
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Published in April 10th, 2007
An Irish surgeon who had couched a cataract and restored the sight of a poor woman in Dublin, observed in her case what he deemed a phenomenon in optics; on which he called together his professional brethren, declaring himself unequal to the solution.
He stated to them that the sight of his patient was so perfectly [...]
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Published in April 10th, 2007
A man walks into a doctor’s office and says, “I have a problem with my dick!”
The lady at the counter says, “Sir, we do not say words like that at the doctors office! Now leave and come back and replace “Dick” with some other body part like “Ear.”
The man does as he’s told and comes [...]
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Published in April 10th, 2007
The head doctors in an insane asylum had a meeting and decided that one of their patients was potentially well. So they decide to test him and take him to the movies.
When they get to the movie theatre, there are signs of wet paint pointing to the benches.
The doctors just sit down, but the patient [...]
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Published in April 10th, 2007
Man: Doctor, me leg keeps talkin’ to me.
Doc: Don’t be ridiculous!
Leg: Lend us a fiver!
Man: Told ya.
Leg: Giz a tenner!
Doc: My God!
Leg: Eh
Doc, can you spare 20 quid?
Doc: I know your problem. Your leg’s broke!
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The doctor replied…CellmatesThese two [...]
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Published in April 10th, 2007
One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, “You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you’d like to talk about or ask me?”
“Well,” he said, “I was thinking about getting a vasectomy.”
“That’s a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?”
“Yeah, and they’re [...]
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Published in April 10th, 2007
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going deaf.”
The doctor answers, “Well, here’s something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn’t answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until [...]
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