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Loading ...Recent reports indicate the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of improving. If anything, it’s getting worse. Following last week’s news that Origami Bank had folded, it was today learned that Sumo Bank has gone belly up. Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The Japanese people are said to have a great interest in Western things, especially those from the United States. This can be used to our strategic advantage to help solve our trade deficit with Japan.
We need to export TV shows like “Perry Mason” and “LA Law” and ensure that they are widely broadcasted. Once their [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two Japanese businessmen are talking during their afternoon dip in the hot baths at the Geisha house.
The first businessman says, “Hirokosan, I have unpleasant news for you. Your wife is dishonoring you. I saw her the other night and she was out with another man.”
Hirokosan can’t believe what he hears, and asks for more information. [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A Japanese exchange student sat in a science classroom, totally stumped at a question on the final exam.
The question asked: “Give four advantages of breast milk.”
What to write? He sighed, thinking he could not use personal experience. Suddenly, he smiled, remembering some things he has overheard his mother say. He wrote:
1. No need to boil.
2. [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The Polish were upset because of their bad reputation. A group of them got together and approached a conference of Americans, Germans, and Japanese and asked for help on this matter. An American replied, “You must do something so the world will respect you. The Japanese are known for their technology and the Germans are [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela, reported on his 567 flavors, including onion, chili, beer, eggplant, smoked trout, spaghetti parmesan, chicken with rice, and spinach. He said some flavors fail; he once abandoned avocado ice cream, and tossed out 99 pounds of it, because it [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:
A gelatin mold should be made with Knox Unflavored Gelatin and red food coloring. One would think that a flavorless food would not be at all difficult to swallow, but believe me, from the looks of people who inserted cold masses of gelatinous glop [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didn’t have to.
Similar JokesWe’re Studying HardSeveral years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a man’s penis is larger…More WordsA husband looking through the paper came upon a study that said women use more words [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.
Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he’s [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .
“Artichokes … are just plain annoying … After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual ‘food’ out of eating an artichoke as you would rom licking thirty or forty postage stamps. Have the shrimp cocktail instead.” — Miss Piggy
“The most remarkable thing about [...]
