Why ain’t women been put on the moon? Because it don’t need cleaning yet. Similar JokesThe Sun Or The MoonTwo peasants got into an argument over which is more important to the world: the sun or the moon. Th…Moon MissionMoon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two pigs and [...]

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Reasons why it’s great to be a guy Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase. Monday Night Football. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter. You can open all your own jars. Old friends don’t annoy you if you’ve lost or gained [...]

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Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you. Did you hear they finally made a device [...]

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