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Loading ...Energetic self-starter: You’ll be working on commission.
Entry level position: We will pay you the lowest wages allowed by law.
Experience required: We do not know the first thing about any of this.
Fast learner: You will get no training from us.
Flexible work hours: You will frequently work long overtime hours.
Good organizational skills: You’ll be handling the filing.
Make [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.
“That race was all about competition.” - David Coleman, ITV
“And I can see the strong wind blowing the sun towards us.” - Brian Johnson, BBC Radio 3
Mark Goodier: What’s the name of the company you work for?
Listener: Mining and Engineering Services. Mark Goodier: So, what kind [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.
Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
Dinner Special — Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.
For Sale — Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.
Great Dames for sale.
Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
Vacation Special: have [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.
Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
Stock up and save. Limit: one.
We build bodies that last a lifetime.
For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.
Man, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.
Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.
Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.
Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.
Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.
Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
And now, the Superstore–unequaled in size, unmatched in [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins.
Don’t let worry kill you — let the church help.
Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
Found written on the wall in front of a photocopier of a company going through hardships : ” DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE - XEROX YOUR PAYCHECKS ”
At a car dealership in Maryland to announce new seat belt legislation: “Belt your family. It’s the law.”
Seen while traveling [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted.’
Official sign near door: Door Alarmed. Handprinted sign nearby: Window frightened.
Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus. (translation of the Greek): ‘Caution: Road Slippery from Grapejuice’
A sign advertising a Company wide skiing race: Let’s see who can go downhill [...]
