These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
At a Santa Fe gas station: “We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.”
In a New York restaurant: “Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.”
On the wall of a Baltimore estate: “Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent [...]

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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
On a New York convalescent home: “For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.”
On a Maine shop: “Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.”
At a number of military bases: “Restricted to unauthorized personnel.”
On a display of “I love [...]

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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
Outside a country shop: “We buy junk and sell antiques.”
In the window of an Oregon store: “Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?”
In a Maine restaurant: “Open 7 days a week and weekends.”
In the vestry of a New England church: “Will [...]

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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
Sign in a realtor’s office: “Lots for little.”
Sign in a shoe store: “Come in and have a fit.”
Sign in a maternity clothes store: “We are open on labor day.”
Sign in a non-smoking area: “If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire [...]

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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
Sign on a scientist’s door: “Gone fission.”
Sign in a taxidermist’s window: “We really know our stuff.”
Sign in a podiatrist’s window: “Time wounds all heels.”
Sign in a butcher’s window: “Let me meat your needs.”
Sign on used car lot: “Second hand cars in first crash condition.”
Sign on [...]

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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
Sign at a hotel. “Help! We need inn-experienced people.”
Sign in a science teacher’s room: “If it moves, it’s biology. If it stinks, it’s chemistry. If it doesn’t work, it’s physics.”
Sign in butchers window: “Pleased to meat you.”
Sign on auto body shop: “May we have the [...]

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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
Sign in an office: “We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.”
Sign in a veterinary’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
Sign on music teachers’ door: “Out Chopin.”
Sign at the electic company: “We would be delighted if you send in [...]

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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
Sign for a litter of dachshund pups: “Get a `long` little doggie!”
Sign in a cafeteria: “Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. In pencil beneath the sign: Socks can eat anyplace they want.”
Sign on a music library’s door: “Bach in a minuet.”
Sign in a [...]

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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
Sign on an asphalt truck: “Let us fill your crack!”
Office sign: “Ace exterminating - we kill bugs dead, walk-ins welcome.”
Sign at a muffler shop: “No muff too tough for us!”
Sign on a government issue car: “Fulton county disaster coordinator.”
Sign in a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten [...]

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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
Sign on a Norfolk farm: “Trespassers beware! I shoot every tenth trespasser. The ninth one just left.”
Sign seen in London department store: “Bargain Basement Upstairs”
Sign seen in the vicinity of Victoria Station: “Closed for official opening.”
Sign in a Paris hotel elevator: “Please leave your values [...]

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