Published in November 9th, 2008
A man walks up to the whitehouse and shouts to the guard, “I’d like to speak to Bill Clinton, the President.”
The guard replies, “Bill Clinton is no longer the President of the United States. George Bush is the President.”
After this happens three days in a row, the guard yells in disgust, “I told [...]
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Published in November 8th, 2008
Q: What’s the difference between Paula Jones and Monica Lewinsky.
A: Close, but no cigar.
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A: Close, but no cigar. Kurt Cobain Jokes1) How does Kurt [...]
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Published in November 7th, 2008
The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip!
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Published in November 6th, 2008
Q: What is Bill Clinton’s favorite card game?
A: Poker.
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Published in November 5th, 2008
Why doesn’t Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?
Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.
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Published in November 4th, 2008
Why did Osama bin Laden visit Mount Sinai?
He wanted to see the burning Bush.
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Published in November 3rd, 2008
How many union guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fifteen. You got a problem with that?
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Published in October 26th, 2008
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Pat Buchanan answers this question: “To steal a job from a decent , hard-working American.”
Dr. Seuss answers this question: “Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why? It’s not been told.”
Grandpa answers this [...]
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Published in October 23rd, 2008
Out of Bill Clinton and George W. Bush, which one do you think has been referred to as Mr. Bush more often?
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Published in October 16th, 2008
How many racists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None — they don’t want to be enlightened!
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