One morning, a man got on an elevator on the fourth floor which had a woman already in it. The man looks at the woman and says, “You have the most beautiful hair!” The woman, angrily gets out on the next floor and takes the stairs. The next day the same man comes on the [...]

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A man walked in to his local butcher to find his regular butcher, John absent so he asks the manager, “Where’s John?” The manager tells the man that John was fired because he was found sticking his dick in the meat slicer” Then the man asked, “Where is the meat slicer now?” The butcher then [...]

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Q: What do you say to a man with five penises?A: Your jeans fit like a glove. Similar JokesThe Three Little Pigs Once upon a time, Three Little Pigs walk into a bar. The first pig orders 10 beers, downs them, …Drunk 911 CallA guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender to give [...]

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