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Loading ...One morning, a man got on an elevator on the fourth floor which had a woman already in it. The man looks at the woman and says, “You have the most beautiful hair!” The woman, angrily gets out on the next floor and takes the stairs.
The next day the same man comes on the elevator [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man walked in to his local butcher to find his regular butcher, John absent so he asks the manager, “Where’s John?” The manager tells the man that John was fired because he was found sticking his dick in the meat slicer” Then the man asked, “Where is the meat slicer now?” The butcher then [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: What do you say to a man with five penises?A: Your jeans fit like a glove.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: What’’s worse then finding 10 zombie babies in a garbage can?A: Finding one zombie baby in 10 garbage cans.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: What are you shaking about, its me she’s going to eat.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?A: Lots of room.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: What did the pollock say when he ran into the bar with a piece of shit in his hand?A: Luck must be on my side tonight, look at what I almost stepped in.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: What did the saggy breast say to the other saggy breast?A: “We better get our act together or they’re going to think were nuts!”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy falls over?
A: doughnuts
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Did you here about the 80 lbs. man with the 40 lbs. testicles?
They say he was half nuts.
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