When Johnny got arrested, they told him, “Anything you say will be held against you.” Johnny said, “Claudia Schiffer’s breasts.” Similar JokesNo similar jokes found

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You’ve lost the feeling below your ankles. When you walk you have to waddle like a duck, so you fabricate a story about a knee-injury to dismiss curious onlookers. When you wake up in the morning you can still see the impression of where your keys were in your pants pocket the night before. The [...]

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What’s the position to make ugly babies? Ask your parents. Similar Jokesthe ugly tree and seayou so ugly it looks like you fell from the top of the ugly tree hit every branch on the way down th…The good, bad, and ugly!* Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids * Bad: You can’t [...]

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