Published in March 20th, 2006
Why don’t lesbians go on diets and wear makeup at the same time?It’s hard to be on Jenny Craig when you’ve got Liz Clairborne on your face!
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Published in March 20th, 2006
A Harvard and Yale Law grad met in a washroom during a law convention.
The Harvard graduate said, “Didn’t they teach you to wash your hands at Yale?”
The Yale grad responded, “They taught us not to piss on our hands.”
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Published in March 20th, 2006
How are lawyers like whores?They both get paid to screw people.
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Published in March 20th, 2006
1. Your dog rather rub up against the wall than have you pet it.
2. All the numbers in your little black book start with “1-900.”
3. Due to excessive hazing and ridicule, you decided to drop out of the Origami Club.
4. You were almost involved in a threesome, but your left hand fell asleep.
5. Fantasizing out [...]
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Published in March 20th, 2006
What is the difference between a BMW & a porcupine?A porcupine has pricks on the outside.
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Published in March 20th, 2006
If your ass was any more jiggly, Bill Cosby would have to stick a spoon in it.
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Published in March 20th, 2006
You’re so dumb yo put a quater in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
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Published in March 20th, 2006
Your armpits smell so bad that the teacher gave you an A just for not raising your hand.
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Published in March 20th, 2006
1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
2. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
3. A hard-on doesn’t count as personal growth.
4. Don’t bother me. I’m living happily ever after.
5. Do I look like a freakin’ people person?
6. This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.
7. I started out with nothing & [...]
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Published in March 20th, 2006
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
Dumber than a box of hair.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn’t have all her cornflakes in one box.
The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead.
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
One [...]
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