Two children were in a doctor’s waiting room. The little girl was softly sobbing.
“Why are you crying?” asked the little boy.
“I’m here for a blood test, and they’re going to cut my finger,” said the girl.
When he heard this, the little boy started to cry.
“Why are you crying?” asked the girl. [...]

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Wilfred had just learned his abc’s and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.
“ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ.”
“Very good, Wilfred. [...]

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A mother and her child were at a wedding. A little boy looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?” His mom replies, “The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life.” The boy thinks about this, and then says, “Well then, [...]

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Dear Sanju baba, I’m writting this slow because I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your Pa read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 minutes of your home, so we moved. I won’t be able to send you the address because the last [...]

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One Sunday a young child was acting up during the 10 o’clock Mass. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle and carried the boy outside. Just before reaching the [...]

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A six-year-old boy knocked on my door.  He said that his baseball was in my garage and he wanted it back.
Upon opening the garage door, I saw a baseball and a broken window with a large hole in it.

“How do you suppose this ball got in here?” I asked the boy.
He took one look at [...]

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Little brother: What do I do now?

Big brother: Throw the toilet paper in the toilet.

Little brother: Like this?

Big brother: Yeah.

Little brother: Now what?

Big brother: Hit “ENTER.”

Little brother: “ENTER”?

Big brother: I mean, “flush.”
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A: Studying their Miranda R…Physical training jobThe physical training instructor [...]

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Father, Mother and their 3 sons, John, Mike, and Steve are talking around the table after dinner. The subject of traits of parents being passed on to children comes up. 
The Father says, “John has my eyes, Mike has my creativity, and Steve has my intelligence.”
Steve responds, “Daddy, what’s intelligence?”
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Nearly eight months pregnant, my hand on my aching back, I stood
in line at the post office for what seemed like an eternity.

“Honey,” said a woman behind me, “I had back pain during
my pregnancy. I was bedridden for four months because my
baby was sitting on a nerve.”

The man in front of me piped up, “You’d [...]

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A seven-year-old arrived at school one morning after being absent the day before.  His teacher asked, “Why weren’t you at school yesterday?” 
“Well, my Granddad got burnt,” he explained.
“Oh dear. He wasn’t too badly hurt was he?” the teacher replied.
“Oh yes, they don’t mess around at those crematoriums!”
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