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Loading ...A recent admittee to the bar accepted a job at a prestigious law firm in Los Angeles. Many law firms competed for the new attorney because of his top class ranking and because of his well-known wit and intellect as shown while he was editor of his school’s law review. The new attorney packed his [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where a lawyer was having an intimate encounter with a beautiful young woman. “What a rip-off,” the man muttered. “I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...There was this lawyer who drove his shiny new Lexus to work one day. He parked it right down in front of the firm where he worked to show it off to all his lawyer buddies. As he got out, this truck side-swiped the door and ripped it right off.The driver stopped and ran to [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull? Lipstick.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?An offer you can’t understand.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why should lawyers be buried 100 feet deep?Because deep down, they’re really good people.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q. What do a lawyer and a prostitute have in common?A. They both screw people out of money.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was so big when he died that they couldn’t find a coffin big enough to hold the body? They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Definition of a Lawyer: A person who puts two men into a fight and runs off with their clothes.
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