Published in September 18th, 2008
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
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Published in September 17th, 2008
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer — you’re in the wrong place.”
So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing [...]
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Published in September 16th, 2008
Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was so big when he died that they couldn’t find a coffin big enough to hold the body?
They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.
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Published in September 15th, 2008
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?
A: A hooker will stop trying to screw you once you’re dead.
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A: A hooker will stop trying to screw you …A million pacesA hooker goes to confession.
hooker: father, father i have [...]
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Published in September 14th, 2008
WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS
1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.
2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited.
3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside [...]
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Published in September 13th, 2008
Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
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Published in September 9th, 2008
Attorney: Doctor, what treatment did you give this man?Doctor: I cleansed the wound, sutured it, and put him to bed with a nurse.
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The baby looked up at him and said, â…New BornsA woman is in the hospital and just had twins, [...]
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Published in September 8th, 2008
Attorney: Was that the same nose you broke as a child?
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Published in September 2nd, 2008
Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you’d been there eight hours.
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Published in September 1st, 2008
The trouble with the legal profession is that 98% of its members give the rest a bad name.
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