Men are like lava lamps.
Fun to look at but not that bright.
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And God created woman.
She had two arms, two legs and three breasts.
And it was good.
And God asked woman what she would like changed about herself.
And she asked for her middle breast to be removed.
And it was good.
She stood with her third breast in her hand and asked God what should be done with the useless [...]

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 A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, “Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?”
“I got it for my wife, eh.” answers Bob.
“Oh!” exclaims Doug, “Good trade.”
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 Mr. Larsen’s new secretary was young, sweet, and very polite. One day, while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. She didn’t want to embarrass him, so she waited until she was leaving his office before saying, “Mr. Johnson, your barracks door is open.”
The remark confused him until he happened to look down and [...]

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 The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of asking about the details, asked if were sick as he looked absolutely terrible. “Well…” said the Engineer, “I met this blonde and turned out she was an engineer-in- training and wanted me to tutor her. One thing lead to another and [...]

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 Even though her husband had been in a coma for months, the faithful wife stayed by his bedside every day. When he finally came to, he motioned for her to come near. She leaned over in order to hear him.
“What is it, my husband?”
“When I got fired, you were there.”
“Yes, dear,” she comforted him.
“When my [...]

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 Since their wedding day three years earlier, Cindy had been nagging Bill to tell her about his past. “Come on, tell me,” she pressed. “Just how many women have you slept with?”
“Honey, if I told you, you’d just get mad.”
“No, I won’t. I promise. Please, tell me.”
“Well, okay. Let’s see. One, two, three, four, five, [...]

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 Four old married buddies are trading stories around the 19th hole. The first father says, “I was worried that my son was gonna be a loser because he started out as the lot boy at a local car dealership. But, as it turned out, he got a break, they made him a salesman and he [...]

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 A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.” The doctor tells him to drop his pants, examines him for just a moment, and then says, “Lean over the table.”
The construction worker leans over the table, the doctor whacks him across his ass with a baseball bat, and then sends him into [...]

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 How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them.
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