A little girl goes to visit Santa at the Mall. When it is her turn she sits on his lap and Santa says “Have you been good?” Little Girl, “Yes, Santa, very good.” Santa, “What would you like for Christmas?” Little Girl, “I want Barbie and G. I. Joe.” Santa, “G. I. Joe? Doesn’t Barbie [...]

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One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying: “God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa.” The father didn’t quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured [...]

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The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee, and after a whirlwind tour he is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad of recreations available. He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, so he spends the next [...]

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