The girl asked her lover, “Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?” “Sure, ” replied her lover “What’s your phone number?” Similar JokesMarriage quotes 01Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence. Marriage is very much like a violin; a…Marriage quotes 08Many a wife thinks her husband is [...]

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A man comes home from work, sits in his lazyboy, in front of the TV and rudely tells his wife, “Gimme a beer before it starts”. She gives him a beer. About 15 minutes later, he says again, “Gimme a beer before it starts”. Again, she gives him a beer. A few minutes later, he [...]

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Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the local newspaper. The announcement should include: A photograph of the bride (A high school yearbook picture is acceptable); Name of the groom, education completed by both bride and groom (do not include elementary school, unless that was the terminal degree.); current [...]

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