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Loading ...Man: “My wife has the worst memory ever.”
Friend: “She forgets everything, huh?”
Man: “No, she remembers everything!”
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Three guys are debating who has the best memory.
First guy says, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...This woman had just gotten out of the shower when her husband went in. Suddenly the door bell rang, so she put on a towel and went downstairs. When she opened the door it was the next-door neighbor Rob.
“I’ll give you $500 if you’ll drop the towel,” Rob said. So she dropped the towel, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in the place!”The nearest customer looks him up and down,then says: “Crude, but direct. Tell me, is this yourfirst time in a gay bar?”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ... |If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ... |For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend” appear at the service, in a wedding gown, claiming the groom-to-be the father of her child and demanding *she* should be the one to be married. The one I saw even had a bunch of dead flowers with her!
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom of the groom’s left shoe and “Me” on the bottom of the right shoe. So when he knelt down for his vows, the entire congregation saw it. Of course, this will only work if he must kneel with back to [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...|A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there.A farmer replied, “Joe’s mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died.””Well,” replied the man, “she must have had a lot of friends.””Nope,” said the farmer, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will.”
“That is very kind of you,” said the doctor emotionally, and then added, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires whether she should be buried or burnt.
He replies, “Don’t take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman’s horse mis-steps and jostles the man’s wife. Once across the stream, the man dismounts, [...]
