One evening, a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, and then catch them with his mouth. In the middle of catching a peanut, his wife asked him a question. As he turned to answer her, the peanut fell into his ear. He tried and tried to [...]

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“Did ya hear I got married?”
“Oh, that’s good.”
“No, that’s bad! She’s ugly!”
“Oh, that’s bad.”
“No, that’s good! She’s rich.”
“Oh, that’s good!”
“No, that’s bad! She won’t give me a cent.”
“Oh, that’s bad.”
“No, that’s good! She bought me servants and a big house”
“Oh, that’s good.”
“No, that’s bad! The [...]

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How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat?
I don’t know, it’s never been done.
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A: Studying [...]

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One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.
“Oh, that,” Frank said. “Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box.” [...]

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This letter was started by a woman, like yourself, in the hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discontended women. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally frustrated. Then bundle up your husband or partner, and [...]

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Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands’ performance as lovers. The first woman says ”My husband works as a marriage counsellor. He always buys me flowers and candy before we make love. I like that.”
The second woman says, ”My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play rough and slaps me [...]

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Once there was a man with a girlfriend named Loraine.
He was cheating on her with a girl named Clearly.
Then Loraine died.
At the funeral the man stood up and sang, ”I can see Clearly now Loraine is gone….”
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An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.
The old man says, “I’m a multimillionare, I have a great big house, the fastest car in the world and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell who satisfies me [...]

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What does WIFE stand for?
Washing, Ironing, Food, Entertainment
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What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy?
Bubblegum (what were you thinking?)
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One sportsman goes up to a non-athletic man and says, “If you aren’t into sports, then you a…Yankee riddleWhat has 400 feet and 3 teeth?
The first row of the bleachers at Yankee StadiumFishing Riddle

 
On a sunny [...]

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