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Loading ...A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt [...]
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Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don’t even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man and his girlfriend are driving down the highway. The man asks ‘If I drive 100 mph, will you take off your clothes?’ and she agrees. So the man drives 100 mph and his girlfriend strips. The man is so busy looking at his girlfriend that he crashes into a tree. The car flips [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...There were these two people in a bar, a boy and a girl. They started talking and decided to go back to the guy’s house. When they got there the man took off his shirt and said, ”This is 1,000 pounds of dynamite.”
The girl was sweating.
Then he took off his pants and said, ”This is [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The President was out walking on a beautiful snowy day, when he saw that somebody had urinated on the White House lawn to spell out “The President Sucks.” Infuriated, he called on the secret service to figure out who had done it. In a few hours, they came to him and told him that there [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?Use more lube.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. He constantly told his wife in front of all the people in the town: “When I die, I will dig my way up and out [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A guy walks into a bar and orders 6 shooters. The bartender says, “Looks like you are having a bad day.”The guy says, “Am I ever! To start, I woke up late for work. On my way to work I got in an accident. When I got to work I was four hours late, so [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny.His wife decides to make a wish, too, but she leans over too far, falls into the well, and drowns.
The guy says, “Wow, it really works.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Element Name: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)
Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.
Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it [...]
