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Loading ...Administratrium, The New Element
AMES, IA–The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by materials researchers at IPRT/ISU. The new element, tentatively named Administratium, has no protons or electrons, and thus has an atomic weight of 0. However, it does have one neuron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111 assistant vice neutrons. This [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Terrorists hijack a plane full of lawyers.
They ask for a ransom 20 million dollars, and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for…
Similar JokesThe Worst Hostage Drama In The WorldTerrorists hijack a plane full of lawyers.
They ask for a ransom 20 million dollars, and threaten…Quotes from stupid 01These [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Thousands of people flock to the annual Burning Man festival in The Black Rock Desert north of Reno, Nevada.At this big hippie festival, people run around naked, drink and do drugs, or as George W. Bush likes to call it, get ready to run for President.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The Chief Executive of an HMO died and was very relieved that he got into heaven. Of course, he had to check out after 48 hours…
Similar JokesMonica’s First LookQ: What was the first thing Monica saw in government?
A: The Executive Branch!Executive Rimmin’Why did George W. Bush cross the road?To plunge his slithery tongue into the [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...After praying nonstop for eight years, God finally decided to grant a man three wishes.”I wish for the coolest cars in the universe.”
“Done.”
“I wish for the most luxurious mansion in the universe.”
“Done.”
“And I wish for the best woman in the world.”
So God sent him Mother Theresa.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...During his campaign, George W. Bush and his advisors were discussing spin control on his past drug problems.”Dubya,” said his PR guy, “We’ve got to know, are the rumors true about your using cocaine in college?”
“It’s true,” replied Bush, “but it isn’t my fault. My parents were rich, and I was born with a silver [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why did George W. Bush cross the road?To plunge his slithery tongue into the pert and waiting anus of the oil industry.
Similar JokesHMO ExecutiveThe Chief Executive of an HMO died and was very relieved that he got into heaven. Of course, he had …Monica’s First LookQ: What was the first thing Monica saw in government?
A: [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What did President Clinton say when he was asked to compare the Paula Jones scandal with the Monica Lewinski scandal?”Close but no cigar.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...In Washington D.C. they ran out Tickle Me Elmo dolls, so now they have Fondle Me Packwood dolls.
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…Sounds dirtyTop ten things that sound dirty in law but aren’t:
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9…Business one-liners [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan?They are putting in TARGETS!!!
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