Published in March 23rd, 2006
Bill Clinton broke the 11th commandment. ”Thou shalt not use thy rod on thy Staff”
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Published in March 23rd, 2006
What’s the difference between Ronald Reagan and Bill Clinton?Ronald Reagan was an actor before he was President.
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Published in March 23rd, 2006
They say that it’s tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one present, and no future.
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Published in March 23rd, 2006
13> Driving your fellow Congressman into the turnbuckle now considered acceptable method of ending a filibuster.
12> President now shouts entire State of the Union address with his face 18 inches from TV camera.
11> IRS audit replaced by more efficient reverse body slam onto enema.
10> Government becomes a charade of meaningless noises and [...]
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Published in March 23rd, 2006
George W. Bush, Clinton, and Gore were all in heaven, and the angel said, “You must cross this river and we will judge how much you have sinned based on how far you sink.”Dubya goes first and gets up to his neck, but makes it across. He looks back and sees Al Gore walking on [...]
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Published in March 23rd, 2006
Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Madonna does not have one. And a priest does not use his. What is it?A last name.
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Published in March 23rd, 2006
It’s finally come out why George W. is pushing childhood literacy.He wants America’s children to be better off than he is.
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A; Because he thought he might forget where he [...]
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Published in March 23rd, 2006
Albert Einstein used to go to dinners where he was invited to give a speech. One day, on his way to one of those dinners, he told his chauffeur (who looked exactly like him) that he was dead tired of giving the same speech, dinner after dinner.”Well,” said the chaffeur, “I’ve got a good idea. [...]
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Published in March 23rd, 2006
What do you call Osama bin Laden buried up to his neck in sand?Not enough sand.
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Published in March 23rd, 2006
How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?None. They don’t have lightbulbs in caves.
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