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Loading ...“640K ought to be enough for anybody.” (Bill Gates, 1981)
“A newspaper is a collection of half-injustices”
“All my hidden skills are undiscovered.” - Clinton
“Are your cookies made with real Girl Scouts?”
“But honey, we need a 2 gig drive for word processing!”
“DOS=HIGH” Hmm, I knew it was on something…
“Good morning!” is an opinion, not a greeting.
“Graphic Artist [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...This is one of my old ones that got a lot of laughs:
Noisy pick-up of phone
Uh… Hello?
Hi, I ‘m a burglar and I was just about to steal Troy’s answering machine.
If you give me your name and number I’ll..uh, I’ll post it on the ‘frige
where he’ll see it. Uh.. by the way, where did you [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Jimmy-Joe acquired an injury whilst tap dancing. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
Similar JokesOne life saved…A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting read…I have a magical dancing duckA circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why don’t little girls fart? Because they don’t have assholes until they get married.
Similar JokesGood Girls - Bad GirlsGood girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…
Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”
…Good/Bad GirlsGood girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…
Bad girls say, ” what’s for breakfast?…Proof: Girls are the root of all evil.if girls require [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What are three, 2 - letter words that mean small? Is it in.
Similar JokesThe guide to wife translationsThe wife says: You want
The wife means: You want
The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want
…I just had a dream about itA young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What did the bannana say to the vibrator? “What are you shaking for she gonna eat me!”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why do women rub their eyes in the morning? Because they don’t have balls to scratch.
Similar JokesBecause it is let out in the morningQ: Why is a dog longer in the morning than in the evening? A: Because it is let out in the morning…Bathroom troublesThree old men are sitting on the porch [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What is the definition of a perfect lover? A man with a 9 - inch tounge, who can breath through his ears!
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And never cruel or mean.
He has a perfect smile,
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: How did Pinocchio find out that he was made of wood?
A: His hand caught on fire.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...whats green and smells of pork?
kermits finger
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