“640K ought to be enough for anybody.” (Bill Gates, 1981) “A newspaper is a collection of half-injustices” “All my hidden skills are undiscovered.” – Clinton “Are your cookies made with real Girl Scouts?” “But honey, we need a 2 gig drive for word processing!” “DOS=HIGH” Hmm, I knew it was on something… “Good morning!” is [...]

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This is one of my old ones that got a lot of laughs: Noisy pick-up of phone Uh… Hello? Hi, I ‘m a burglar and I was just about to steal Troy’s answering machine. If you give me your name and number I’ll..uh, I’ll post it on the ‘frige where he’ll see it. Uh.. by [...]

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Jimmy-Joe acquired an injury whilst tap dancing. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink. Similar JokesOne life saved…A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting read…I have a magical dancing duckA circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone [...]

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