Published in March 24th, 2006
Q: Where does Saddam Husane keep his C.D’s??
A: In “a-rack”.
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Published in March 24th, 2006
Why don’t blind people like to skydive
It scares the crap out of the dog
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Published in March 24th, 2006
What’s the difference between a hog and a man?
A hog doesn’t have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can fuck some pig.
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Published in March 24th, 2006
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a Carrot
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Published in March 24th, 2006
What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a sweater for Christmas?
G-unit (gee you knit?)
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Published in March 24th, 2006
Why did the rubber fly across the room?
It got pissed off.
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Published in March 24th, 2006
Why doesn’t Mexico have a summer Olympic team?
All their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America
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Published in March 24th, 2006
What’s the most confusing day in Harlem?
Father’s Day
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Published in March 24th, 2006
why don’t chickens wear underwear?…cause their pecker is on their head
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Published in March 24th, 2006
what r they gona do 2 micheal jackson when he dies?
burn his plastic body down and turn him into little toys so kids can play with HIM for a change!!!
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