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Loading ...Why did the pirate have to go to jail?
He was guilty of ARRRRRRSON.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...why didnt the pirate go to the movies?
because it was rated aarrrrrrrrrahhhhh.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...How does a pirate say “thank you” in Japanese?
A. AAAAArrrrrigato
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why was the pirate wearing a parka. Because he was in the ARRRRRRtic.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What do pirates drive?
A Caaaarrh.
What do pirates fly?
An Aaaarrhhhplane.
What do pirates sail?
Their ships….duh. (AAaaarrrhhh)
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q. What kind of socks do Pirates wear??
A. Arrrrgyle
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(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...—-Q) This pirate walks into a bar with a big ships wheel down his pants. The bartender says, “excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship’s wheel down the front of your pants?”
—–A) And the Pirate says, “Aaaarrrrrrgh, yes and its driving me nuts!”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Did u hear about the new pirate exercise craze?
It’s called Pirates kind of like pilates
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What did the pirate say to the snowman in the forest?
Shiver me timbers
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What’s a pirate’s favorite restaurant?
Aaaaarrrhhby’s!
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