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sea dog

Published in March 24th, 2006

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what did the pirate call his dog?
Patch!
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PIRATE WITH COLLEGE DEGREE

Published in March 24th, 2006

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WHAT DO YOU CALL A PIRATE WITH A COLLEGE DEGREE?
A LAWYER !
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AAAAARRRR

Published in March 24th, 2006

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Why did the pirate build a rocket?
to go to Maaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssss!!!!!
what score did a pirate get in a golf tournament?
3 under paaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dandruff

Published in March 24th, 2006

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what did the pirate say to the guy who had dandruff?
Use Head and Shouldaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssss!!!!!!!!
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SARS

Published in March 24th, 2006

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What disease does a coughing pirate have?
SAAAAAAARRRRRRRRSSSSSSS
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sounds like a sea gull.

Published in March 24th, 2006

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Three pirates were sitting in a crows nest at the top of the main sail. The first pirate says to the other two I’ll bet you can’t spit on captain hooks head. Sure I can says the second pirate “spwaat” and a big luger lands right next to the captain. Not a bad try says [...]

brown pants

Published in March 24th, 2006

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there was a pirate ship and captain black toes was in charge. One day while at sea, his 2nd in charge came over to him and said ” captain captain, there is another pirate ship out there what do you want us to do?”
black toes replies. ” Jimbo, get me my red shirt” so jimbo [...]

meaning

Published in March 24th, 2006

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Why are pirates called pirats?
cos’ they arrrgh!
Similar JokesTHE COLLEGE DICTIONARYCAFETERIA: From 2 Latin words, “cafe” meaning place to eat and “teria” meaning to wretch.

MAJOR: …THE COLLEGE DICTIONARYCAFETERIA: From 2 Latin words, “cafe” meaning place to eat and “teria” meaning to wretch.

MAJOR: …Investigating a terrible accidentThere was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the [...]

hard to understand

Published in March 24th, 2006

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I was walking down the street and saw a pirate with a peg leg, a hook, and a patch over his eye. stunned, I asked him how he got a peg leg, he explained he fell in the water and a shark bit it off. I aksed where he got the hook and he told [...]

a fight

Published in March 24th, 2006

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why does a kid pirate think his/her parents are gonna get a divorce?
becuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggue alot
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