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Loading ...The President is meeting with Saddam Hussein regarding the
recent crisis. They are meeting in Hussein’s Baghdad capital, and
halfway through the meeting Hussein hits a button on his armrest. A
fake arm flies out and hits Clinton in the face.
A little while later he hits another button and Clinton ducks,
only to be kicked in the butt. A [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?”
St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.”
“Oh”, said the [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Starting monthly salary for US Marine…$984.60
One Bradley Fighting Vehicle…$3.16 million
Humanitarian aid for Iraq…$20 billion
Kickin’ back with the boys in Saddam’s Palace…priceless
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list and that no way, no how, does he belong in heaven. Fidel must go to hell. So Fidel goes to hell where Satan gives him a hearty welcome and tells him to make himself [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with along white beard, long white hair and carrying two stonetablets in his arms. He approached the man and asked,”Aren’t you Moses?” But the man wouldn’t listen to himand continued walking. George asked him again, “Aren’tyou [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of Maine. Every summer, he would invite one friend or another to stay with him there for a week or two.One summer he invited a Czechoslovakian friend to visit him. The friend, happy to get anything free from [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.”You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant.”No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.A cop pulled up and said, “I’ve got to take you in, sir. You’re obviously drunk”The wasted wino asked, “Ociffer, are ya absolutely sure I’m drunk?””Yeah, buddy, I’m sure,” said the copper. “Let’s go.”Obviously relieved, the [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before
Similar JokesClinton’s InternsQ: What does Clinton say to interns as they leave his office?
A: Don’t hit your head on the desk!Clinton and a lightbulbQ: How many Bill Clintons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Zero. He only screws interns.Bill Clinton and [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to be the siren.8. He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he’d look good in a collar.7. He wants you to call him “Judge Dredd”, and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the [...]
