What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before
Similar JokesClinton’s InternsQ: What does Clinton say to interns as they leave his office?

A: Don’t hit your head on the desk!Clinton and a lightbulbQ: How many Bill Clintons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Zero. He only screws interns.Bill Clinton and [...]

continue reading.....

|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to be the siren.8. He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he’d look good in a collar.7. He wants you to call him “Judge Dredd”, and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the [...]

continue reading.....

The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness.
“Exactly where were you at the time of the accident?” inquired the officer.
“Mister,” exclaimed the telephone lineman, “I [...]

continue reading.....

Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description of the missing man.
The wife said, “He is 35 years old, 6-foot 4-inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, [...]

continue reading.....

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant.
“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do [...]

continue reading.....

Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?
New Recruit: Call for backup!
Similar JokesTesting a new recruitPolice Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had…Strange new battlesSeems there was a young [...]

continue reading.....

A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop.
After several minutes, the cop explained to the gentleman that he didn’t stop, he just slowed down a little.
The gentleman said ‘Stop or slow down, what’s the difference?’.
The cop pulled the [...]

continue reading.....

Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, Benny the Rod. Benny had been in the business for many years in another part of the country. During that time he had garnered quite a reputation for being the most conscientious and honorable hit man available. He [...]

continue reading.....

The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.
20. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.
19. Sorry officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
18. Aren’t you the guy from the villiage people?
17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with [...]

continue reading.....

A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.
He goes up to the guy’s window and says, “Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.”
The man says, “Sorry officer I can’t do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I’ll have a really [...]

continue reading.....