Published in January 29th, 2008
“My uncle ran for Senate last year.”
“Really? What does he do now?”
“Nothing. He got elected.”
Similar JokesPolitically Speaking”My uncle ran for Senate last year.”
“Really? What does he do now?”
“Nothing. He got elected.”Speaking PartJohn’s dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the parts for the …TarmacTwo pieces of black tarmac [...]
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Published in January 28th, 2008
How do you stop a Taliban tank?
Shoot the guy pushing it!
Similar JokesTaliban Tank TrixHow do you stop a Taliban tank?Shoot the guy pushing it!Tank GirlHow do you stop a blonde tank?Shoot the people pushing it!Tank GirlHow do you stop a blonde tank?
Shoot the people pushing it! Requesting a three day passPolish Tank
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Published in January 27th, 2008
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box under our bed. You must promise never to look in it.”
In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the better of her and she lifted the lid and [...]
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Published in January 26th, 2008
A bus of politicians is driving by a farm where a man lives alone. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch. The man comes out and finding the politicians, buries them.
The next day, the police are at the farm questioning the man. “So you buried all [...]
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Published in August 31st, 2007
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?
A. It chips their teeth.
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship?
A. Put it in water.
Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector.
A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot.
A2: Start backing up and waving the detector in front of you.
Q: Why [...]
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Published in August 26th, 2007
A businessman boarded a flight and was lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he noticed she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replied, “This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians [...]
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Published in July 19th, 2007
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland. So he goes off to Poland and asks the people: “Excuse me, what do you think of the lack of meat in Poland?”
All the poles reply: “Meat? What is meat?”
Seeing he cannot get an answer in Poland he goes to the [...]
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Published in July 19th, 2007
This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.
“You got any I.D.?” the patrolman asked.”
“‘Bout what?” the hillbilly replied.
Similar JokesStopping the hillbillyThis hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.
“You got any I.D….Hillbilly Animal EtiquetteWhat do hillbilly chicks and polar bears have in common?
They both lick their [...]
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Published in July 17th, 2007
A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of Polish vodka. As the bartender slides the drink to the patron, a man sitting next to him remarks, “That’s a coincidence, I, too, am enjoying a Polish vodka. Since
I arrived from the old country, this is the only bar in which I have found [...]
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Published in March 30th, 2006
Just wanted to ask people’s opinion about the moderation on this forum. I will leave this thread up for a couple of days then take it down as it isn’t a joke. Do you welcome the moderation? Is it to strict, or is it not strict enough? Where if any would you like to see [...]
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