Make love, not war. Hell, do both: get married! * Women’s Restroom; The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana I’ve decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my standards. * Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts. It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere. * Written in the dust on the back [...]

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For the first time in, oh, a decade, I think, something from Microsoft shipped on time: Jennifer Katharine Gates, weighed 8 pounds 6 ounces when she was downloaded, er, born on Friday, April 26 at 6:11pm. And what do Baby Gates and Daddy’s products have in common? 1. Neither can stand on its own two [...]

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What do Gary Condit and a magician have in common? They both make their assistants disappear! Similar JokesGary Condit-CadabraWhat do Gary Condit and a magician have in common?They both make their assistants disappear!Gary Condit Gets Down to Business     Gary Condit looks up from his desk to see one of his aides nervously approach [...]

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