Published in October 22nd, 2008
What does a redneck say before he gets injured? “Watch this!”
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Published in October 20th, 2008
Q: What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?
A: A full set of teeth.
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Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”
…Good/Bad GirlsGood girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…
Bad girls say, ” what’s for breakfast?…Proof: Girls are the root [...]
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Published in October 19th, 2008
You might be a redneck if you think fly swatting is a national sport.
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99 bugs in the code,
Fix one bug, compile it again,
101 little bugs i…Software development cycle1. Programmer produces code he [...]
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Published in October 18th, 2008
You might be a redneck if you think Dom Perignon is a mafia boss!
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Published in October 17th, 2008
You might be a redneck if you mow your grass and find three cars.
You might be a redneck if you think the first four words of the national anthem are, ”Gentlemen start your engines”.
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Published in October 16th, 2008
You know you’re a redneck when at your wedding you toast with Budweiser.
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Published in October 14th, 2008
Q: What do a Kennworth Semi-Truck and a test-tube baby have in common?
A: Neither one’s Peterbilt.
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A: Neither one’s Peterbilt…sick babyQ. How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket ?
A. with a blender
Q.how do you get them back out [...]
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Published in October 13th, 2008
A Hillbilly family’s only son had saved up money to go to college and after about 3 years he came back home. They were sitting around the dinner table when the dad said, ”Well son, you done gone to college so you must be perty smart. Why don’t you speak some math fer’ us?”
”Ok, [...]
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Published in October 12th, 2008
You might be a redneck if you don’t know what day Saturday Night Live comes on TV.
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Why are rednecks so stupid?
Because when God was making people the rednecks were late.
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A full set of [...]
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Published in October 11th, 2008
Why are there hardly any dental professionals in Arkansas?
Because it takes 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.
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