After gaining a small family inheritance, a redneck family was visiting a mall. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, “Paw, What’s ‘at?”
The father (never [...]

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A farmhand is driving round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, “Boss, I”ve got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and hes stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. Hes still wriggling ? what should I do?”
“In the back of your truck theres [...]

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You know you’re a redneck when… you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.
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