“You’ve just had your twelvth baby miss. What are you going to name this one?” “Phil” “But you named the last eleven phil” “Yeah its great. I say phil go clean the room, they all go clean their room. I say phil come for dinner, they all come for dinner.” “But what if you only [...]

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A redneck has five bucks and is horny, so he thinks to himself, “Maybe I’ll go to that whorehouse I’ve been hearin’ so much ’bout.” The redneck walks in, approaches a very burlesque, good-looking woman and says, “I’ve got 5 bucks, give me your best.” The man is immediately escorted to a room with a [...]

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Dave and Tom are fishing on a lake. After about an hour when neither of them had a bite, Dave decided to row to the middle part of the lake; where they were very successful TOM: This is a great spot for fishing Dave we’ll have to mark this spot so we can come back [...]

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