Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun as she used to be.”The marriage counselor says, “Do you still enjoy a roll in the hay?”Magnussen says, “As much as the next fellow.”The counselor says, “Maybe between you and the next fellow, she’s exhausted.” Similar JokesMarriage CounselorAfter just a few [...]

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On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I come up for a cup of coffee?Girl: Actually, I never invite guys over on a first date.The guy thinks for a minute and says:Well, what about the last date? Similar JokesSubjects for a dateA boy is about to go on his [...]

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A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan.They open the casket and find that the woman is actually [...]

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