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Loading ... Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun as she used to be.”The marriage counselor says, “Do you still enjoy a roll in the hay?”Magnussen says, “As much as the next fellow.”The counselor says, “Maybe between you and the next fellow, she’s exhausted.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I come up for a cup of coffee?Girl: Actually, I never invite guys over on a first date.The guy thinks for a minute and says:Well, what about the last date?
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan.They open the casket and find that the woman is [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in thecrotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally getshimself to the doctor. He says, “How bad is it doc? I’m going on myhoneymoon next week and my fiance is still a virgin in every way.”The doc said , [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really having a difficult time. The kite wasswinging wildly, not exactly what you’d describe asstable, so his wife sticks her head out the door andsays, “Gee Ralph, it looks like you need more tail.” Ralph replies “Make up your goddamn mind, last [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as the wife was aboutto storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words:Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about.Driving along the highway, I saw [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent. Wedding cake!
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determinedto track down the father to extract revenge.”Was it my friend Sam”, he demanded.”No !” his weeping wife replied.”Was it my friend Jim then?” he asked.”NO !!!” she said even more upset.”Well [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determinedto track down the father to extract revenge.”Was it my friend Sam”, he demanded.”No !” his weeping wife replied.”Was it my friend Jim then?” he asked.”NO !!!” she said even more [...]
(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...What do an anniversary, a toilet, and a clitoris have in common?
Men always miss them.
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