A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in thecrotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally getshimself to the doctor. He says, “How bad is it doc? I’m going on myhoneymoon next week and my fiance is still a virgin in every way.”The doc said , [...]

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So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really having a difficult time. The kite wasswinging wildly, not exactly what you’d describe asstable, so his wife sticks her head out the door andsays, “Gee Ralph, it looks like you need more tail.” Ralph replies “Make up your goddamn mind, last [...]

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A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as the wife was aboutto storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words:Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about.Driving along the highway, I saw [...]

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