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Loading ...Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and
a young, newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The
pastor said, “We have special requirements for new
parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two
weeks.”
The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.
The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, “Were [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ... A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He
sat down next to a priest. The drunk’s shirt was stained, his face was
full of bright red lipstick and he had a half empty bottle of wine
sticking out of his pocket. He opened his [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...In an ancient monastery in a faraway place, a new monk arrived to join his brothers in copying books and scrolls in the monastery’s scriptorium. He was assigned as a rubricator on copies of books that had already been copied by hand.
One day he, asked Father Florian, “Does not the copying by hand of [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.””What is it, child?””Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirrorand tell myself how beautiful I am.”The priest turned, took a good look at the girl,and said, “My dear, I have good news. [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was Sunday. But hefigured, well, it’s ok if i just play a little bit.So he changed clothes and went out into the green.Up in heaven an angel saw him and reported it toJesus. However, Jesus didn’t do anything when hetold him. “Aren’t [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic florist - $ 300. “Too expensive” moans the priest.The protestant florist - $ 250, “No, it would not be right to buy atanother Christian believer, especially as the price difference is rather small.” But lo! Solly Goldberg - $ 75!!!Religion or [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he turned the the bishop sitting next to him and said,”What’s a four -letter word ending in “unt” which means “woman”?The bishop said,”Did you try “aunt”?The Pope said,”Mmmm. Do you have an eraser?”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic The Romans had no letter ‘U’, and used ‘V’ instead for printing, meaning the Roman representation would for Barney would be: CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR Extracting the Roman numerals, we have: CV V L DI V And their decimal [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The following are actual signs found on church property.
“No God-No Peace. Know God-Know Peace.”
“Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!”
“Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.”
“Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!”
An ad for St. Joseph’s Episcopal Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The following are actual questions written to pastors from children across the world.
Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister. Yours sincerely, Arnold. Age 8, Nashville.
Dear Pastor, Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson. Sincerely, Pete. Age [...]
