Some favorite messages spotted on church signs or billboards, submitted by Beliefnet members: -Fire Insurance Inside -This Church Is Prayer Conditioned -God Answers Knee Mail -PRAY NOW! Avoid Christmas Rush! -Sign broken, come inside for message -This is a ch–ch. What’s missing? U R! -Regis isn’t the only on to offer a lifeline -Stop in [...]

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A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher’s hand. He said, “Preacher, I’ll tell you WHAT, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!” The preacher said, “Thank you sir, but I’d rather you didn’t use that kind of language in the Lord’s House. The man said, “I [...]

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A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the Pope. There he stood, in a big long line with a rather expensive suit on, hoping the Pope would notice how smart he was and perhaps talk a few words with him. As the Pope made his way slowly down the [...]

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