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Loading ...A 4-year-old boy who was asked to return thanks before Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked God for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles. Then he began [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there is an exception to every rule.If we accept “For every rule there is an exception” as a rule, then we must concede that there may not be an exception after all, since the rule states that there is always the possibility [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...New scientific theories4th RunnerUp– The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation. Just as a figure skater’s rate of spin increaseswhen the arms are brought in close to the body, the cutting of talltrees may cause our planet to spin dangerously fast.
Similar JokesScientific ExplorationRecently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...English is a Crazy Language From: Charlie IndelicatoLet’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplantnor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffinsweren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats arecandies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat.We take English for granted. But [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor Bonk (really), and his course is semi-affectionately knownas “Bonkistry.” He has been around forever, so I wouldn’t put it pasthim to come up with something like this. Anyway, one year there werethese two guys who were taking Chemistry and who did [...]
(1 votes, average: 1 out of 5) Loading ...Chemistry Wonderland
Gases explode, are you listenin’
In your rest tube, silver glistens
A beautiful sight, we’re happy tonight
Walking in a chemistry wonderland.
Gone away, is the buoyancy
Here to stay, is the density
A beautiful sight, we’re happy tonight
Walking in a chemistry wonderland.
In the beaker we will make lead carbonate
and decide if what’s left is nitrate
My partner asks “Do we [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...At the physics exam: ‘Describe the universe in 200 words and give three examples.’
Q: What do physicists enjoy doing the most at baseball games?
A: The ‘wave’.
The Stanford Linear Accelerator Center was known as SLAC, until the big earthquake, when it became known as SPLAC. SPLAC? Stanford Piecewise Linear Accelerator.
A student recognizes Einstein in a [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Silver Nitrate
(to the tune of “Silver Bells”)
Silver nitrate, silver nitrate
it’s chemistry time in the lab
Ding-a-ling, with a copper ring
soon it will be chemistry day.
Take your nitrate, in solution
Add your copper with style
In the beaker there’s a feeling of reactions
silver forming, blue solution
Bringing ooh’s ah’s and wows
now the data procesing begins.
Get the mass, change to moles
what [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term:
“Is Hell exothermic [gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof.”
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Biology Christmas
THE NIGHT BEFORE DEFENCE
(or A Visit From Citrate)
Twas the night before defence, when all through te lab
Not a gel box was shaking, with stain or with MAb;
The columns were hung in the cold room with care,
In hopes that my protein, I soon could prepare;
The post-docs were nestled all smug in their beds,
While extracts of [...]
