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Whats better than winning gold at the parapalegic games?
Walking
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what do you do if an epileptic has a fit in the bath?
throw your washing in
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How do you fuck a spastic?
Let his wheelchair tires down…….
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Look at all these fucking Indians
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Greetings: How the fuck are you!
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A cat falls in the water and a chicken cracks up.
What is the moral of this story?
A wet pussy makes a happy cock
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Little Suzie goes into the bathroon and her dad’s in there taking a shower. She sees his dink and says “daddy whats that?” Her dad says ” its my penis.” Suzie says “when am I going to get one?” dad says ” soon as your mother goes to work ! “
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two white south africans walking through the jungle , come across a lion licking its own arse . hey says one thats unusual isnt it ? no says the other its just eaten a nigger , its trying to get the taste out of its mouth
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..and they said Americans were thick, they build a city below sea level and fill it full of black people..FUCKING BRILLIANT !!
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two dyslexsic bank robbers walk into a bank and shout ” Air in the hands mothers stickers this is a fuck up
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THIS GUY’S CAR BROKE DOWN IN THE RAIN.HE STARTED WALKING TO THE CLOSEST HOUSE AROUND.HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SOMEONE ANSWERED THE DOOR. THE GUY POLITELY ASKED CAN I USE YOUR TELEPHONE? THE MAN SAID I DON’T HAVE ONE BUT THE HOUSE DOWN THE ROAD HAS ONE. THE GUY SAID OKAY AND STARTED TOWARD [...]

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Pixar have just announced the release of
a new underwater epic set in New Orleans!
It’s called “Finding Negro!”
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