A cat falls in the water and a chicken cracks up.
What is the moral of this story?
A wet pussy makes a happy cock
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Little Suzie goes into the bathroon and her dad’s in there taking a shower. She sees his dink and says “daddy whats that?” Her dad says ” its my penis.” Suzie says “when am I going to get one?” dad says ” soon as your mother goes to work ! “
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two white south africans walking through the jungle , come across a lion licking its own arse . hey says one thats unusual isnt it ? no says the other its just eaten a nigger , its trying to get the taste out of its mouth
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