Published in March 25th, 2006
whats the difference between londener’s and a smartie?
A smartie doesnt explode in the tube.
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Published in March 25th, 2006
Q: What did the blind and deaf girl get for christmas?
A: CANCER!!!!
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Published in March 25th, 2006
question: what’s green and skinny and smells like pork
answer: kermit’s finger
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Published in March 25th, 2006
1) Whats the best think about doing 27 year olds?
Theres 20 of them.
2) Whats the worst thing about going down on a nice smooth pussey?
Putting the Nappy back on.
3) # gay guys are sitting at the bar worning over their lost boyfirends.
The 1st says: when my Andy died it bruried him in the forest so [...]
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Published in March 25th, 2006
A pedophile is taking a six year old into the woods at night. She starts to cry, “I’m scared!” “How do you think I feel” the Pedophile replied, “I have to walk out of these woods alone.”
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Published in March 25th, 2006
whats the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the paralympic games?………………not being a retard.
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Published in March 25th, 2006
What is the smallest bar in the world?
The Thalidomide Arms.
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Published in March 25th, 2006
The Shit List
Sometimes when shit happens, you want to be able to articulate the experience more than just you’ve, taken a shit. Here are some shit definitions to help you explain the situation better to your friends and family…
Ghost Shit
You know you’ve shit. There’s shit on the toilet paper, but no shit in the bowl.
Teflon [...]
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Published in March 25th, 2006
What is worse than 10 dead children in 10 rubbishbins? One dead kid in 10 rubbishbins!!!
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Published in March 25th, 2006
What’s white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.
What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring!
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It’s hard to find them [...]
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