..and they said Americans were thick, they build a city below sea level and fill it full of black people..FUCKING BRILLIANT !!
Similar Jokesa clever polewhat do you call a pole with 1 leg…….legski hahahahahaAnswering machine message 227(Aussie accent:) Hi, how ‘ya goin’, listen, I’m not here, but I tell ya what, this anserin’ machine …Buying [...]

continue reading.....

two dyslexsic bank robbers walk into a bank and shout ” Air in the hands mothers stickers this is a fuck up
Similar JokesLawyers get robbedTwo lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.

While several of the robbers t…Very stupid robbersTwo robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. [...]

continue reading.....

THIS GUY’S CAR BROKE DOWN IN THE RAIN.HE STARTED WALKING TO THE CLOSEST HOUSE AROUND.HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SOMEONE ANSWERED THE DOOR. THE GUY POLITELY ASKED CAN I USE YOUR TELEPHONE? THE MAN SAID I DON’T HAVE ONE BUT THE HOUSE DOWN THE ROAD HAS ONE. THE GUY SAID OKAY AND STARTED TOWARD [...]

continue reading.....