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Loading ...One Sunday afternoon, a guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender said, “Sorry, pal. No pets allowed.”
The man replied, “This is a special dog. Turn on the Jets game and you’ll see.” The bartender, anxious to see what will happen, turned on the game.
The guy said, “Watch. Whenever the Jets score, […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two pretty women were playing golf one Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way you strike the line, dodge, tackle and weave through your opponents.”Luke was a shy fellow, but blurted out, “I suppose it all comes from early training, sir. You see, my mom used to take me shopping with her on sale days.”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself “what a waste” he made his way down to the empty seat. When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, “Is […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. “Oh Lord,” prayed the missionary, “Grant in Thy goodness that the lion walking behind me is a good Christian lion.”
And then, in the silence that followed, the missionary heard the lion praying too: “Oh Lord,” he […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...`I don’t care about results!’ said an Irish team manager being interviewed on television. ‘Just so long as our team wins!’
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Dave had tried to be particularly careful about his language, as he played golf with his preacher. But on the twelfth hole, when he twice failed to hit out of a sand trap, he lost his resolve and let fly with a string of expletives.
The preacher felt obliged to respond. “I have observed,” he […]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Golfer: Notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Polished your clubs, didn’t you?
Golfer: Why do you keep looking at your watch?
Caddy: This isn’t a watch, sir. It’s a compass.
Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf.
Caddy: Oh, he’s played with you, too, huh?
“Caddy, why didn’t you see where that ball went?”
“Well, it doesn’t […]
(1 votes, average: 1 out of 5) Loading ...A guy about to tee off was approached by a man who held out a card that read, “I am a deaf mute. May I please play through?”
The first man gave the card back, angrily shaking his head, and saying, “No, you CANNOT play through.” He assumed the guy read lips so he mouthed, “I […]
(1 votes, average: 2 out of 5) Loading ...It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine on #1, visualizing my upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker.
“Would the gentleman on the Ladies Tee back up to the Men’s Tee, please!!”
I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the […]
