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Loading ...A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Colorado.One of the women in the group complained to her husband that she was in dire need of a restroom. He told her not to worry, that he was sure there was relief waiting at the top of the lift in the form of [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Three coaches flew to the NCAA convention. The plane crashed, and all three died. All three coaches noticed God up in the clouds sitting in a chair. God motioned for one of them to come into the clouds.
God wanted to know three things:
Who are you?
What did you do?
What did people think of you?
The 1st person [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Before footballs are admitted into a professional game, they must all go to football boot camp.
One day Sergeant Pigskin came in to the bunker to inspect his little troops. “Attention! Gentleman!” the Sergeant shouted, “I want you all lined up for inspection on the double.”
One football was swaying back and forth, obviously having problems controlling [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around that it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.
Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change. A blonde girl standing next to [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q. What would you call a pregnant Man United fan?
A: A dope carrier.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...An old man hands over 50 quid to the turnstyle operator at Celtic Park
Man: Two please.
Turnstyle Operator: Sir, will that be Defenders or Strikers?
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...My friend Don, a minor-league umpire, is used to being heckled by fans. But imagine his surprise when he was rushing to umpire an exhibition game at Coors Field in Denver. After a long search for a place to change clothes, Don finally located a room with a neatly lettered sign: “Dressing Room, Umpires Only.”
As [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Have you noticed that the “Super Bowl” this year sounds more like the “Condom Bowl”?
Titans vs. Rams.
Similar JokesCaution: Condom CrossingWhy’d the condom cross the road?He got pissed off!condom!!!wot is the difference betwwen a condom and a coffin?
u cum in one and go in the other!Condom ColorA just-married Chinese couple decided to make love on the [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...15) After each caution, the car will run the opposite way … caution - clockwise - caution - counter clockwise - caution - clockwise … etc.
14) Earnhardt, Jr., has to drive with a passenger … preferably a sumo wrestler … for extra weight.
13) Potty pit stops during a half time.
12) No more champagne in Victory [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re out.
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