Published in September 22nd, 2008
It’s Saturday morning and Bob’s just about to set off on a round of golf, when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.
“Hello?” says a little girl’s voice.
“Hi, [...]
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Published in September 21st, 2008
20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
18. He’s off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
17. It’s a game of inches.
16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
15. When you get [...]
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Published in September 20th, 2008
What’s the difference between a girl’s G-spot and a golf ball?
A man will spend hours looking for the golf ball!
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What’s the difference between a girl’s G-spot and a golf ball?A [...]
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Published in September 19th, 2008
Q) What did the hockey goalie say to his teammate?
A) Let’s get the “puck” out of here!
Similar JokesMississippiA bus stops and two Asian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The…Talking ItalianA bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. T…Top 15: [...]
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Published in September 18th, 2008
Three Americans were up against a very large Russian in a wrestling meet. They were nervous because he had a famous move called “The Russian Pretzel,” which often landed his opponents in the hospital.
When the first American caught a glimpse of him, he said, “Coach, he’s HUGE. I’m scared.”
The coach replied, “You da [...]
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Published in September 17th, 2008
Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red Sox-Yankees playoff series, when they see a foot sticking out of some bushes. An inspection revealed a dead-drunk naked woman. One man placed his Orioles baseball cap on her right breast. The Red Sox fan placed his cap on her left breast, and the Yankee [...]
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Published in September 16th, 2008
The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance level workers is basketball.
The game of choice for frontline workers is football.
The game of choice for middle management is tennis.
The game of choice for CEOs and executives is golf.
Conclusion: The higher up on the corporate ladder you are, the smaller your balls [...]
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Published in September 15th, 2008
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, “What’s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!”
“Ineptitude!” The pastor said, “Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let’s have a word with him.” [dramatic pause]
“Hi George. Say, what’s [...]
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Published in September 14th, 2008
What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl?
The Dallas Cowboys
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Unfortunately, when Bob a…The QuarterbackSo Al [...]
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Published in September 13th, 2008
Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson Computer?
It has two bytes and no memory.
Similar JokesThe Tyson One-LinersQ: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?
A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!
…Mike Tyson’s ComputerDid you hear about the new Mike Tyson Computer?It has two bytes and no memory.Mike Tyson’s ComputerDid [...]
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