We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car. We whip the enemy in battle, then give them the shirt off our backs. We yell for speed laws that will stop fast driving, then won’t buy a car if it [...]

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What’s the definition of Relative Humidity? The sweat on your balls when you’re fuckin’ your sister!! Similar JokesDisgracing The FamilyThere was a young virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmothe…Marriage By KipnappingThere was an engagement between a poor man and a rich girl. The man’s [...]

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These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting and lingering…” – Overheard in a hallway “In Managua, people are cheering in the streets, which are deserted.” – CBS reporter during the solar eclipse “A trucker called to thank all of the courteous Seattle drivers he had run across.” – [...]

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