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Loading ...A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...NASA just disclosed details why the rover wouldn’t accept any commands. They took a picture of the rover’s built-in display which showed a windows screen and the text “press any key to continue”.
It is not conclusive yet, but the NASA believes the Mars Pathfinder has found proof of life on Mars. The cd player was [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Here is a bit of engineer humor to brighten your day:
Actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force
pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews.
Problem: “Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.”
Solution: “Almost replaced left inside main tire.”
Problem: “Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.”
Solution: “Autoland not installed on this aircraft.”
Problem: “The autopilot doesn’t.”
Signed off: [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A frantic call was received by a user that his external computer equipment
wasn’t working. The problem was quickly resolved when tech support asked how
many cables were coming out from the piece of equipment. “One replied the
caller” The power cord hadn’t been connected.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...There was an Individual in a company where I used to work who had the title of
“Technology Supervisor.” One of her first projects was to put a PC on everyone’s
desk. She decided to go with the model that had the highest rated power supply.
Why? She figured it must be the most powerful. She also submitted [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Here’s the set up:
I rented a movie from Blockbuster. Before the movie begins a message comes on
the screen saying, “This movie has been altered to fit your television screen.”
Comment from person:
“How do they know what size screen I have?”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. “Do you need
some help?” I asked. She replied, “I knew I should have replaced the battery in
this remote door unlock thing, now I can’t get into my car. Do you think they
[pointing to a distant convenience store] would
have a battery for this?” “Hmmm, I [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A paralegal was given her duties the Monday she was hired. Among other things,
she was responsible for sending out frequent faxes. She was fired on Wednesday
when they discovered that because she didn’t like using the fax machine, she was
saving the faxes to send out all at the same time once a week, on Friday. She
was [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...1st Person: “Do you know anything about this fax-machine”?
2nd Person: “A little. What’s wrong?”
1st Person: “Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she
received was a cover-sheet and a blank page. I tried it again, and the same
thing happened.”
2nd Person: How did you load the sheet?”
1st Person: “It’s a pretty [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...I needed to make a phone call while at the library. When I asked for change at
the counter, I was told that they didn’t give change for the phone, only for the
copy machine. So I asked for change for the copy machine and she gave it to me.
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