Published in April 8th, 2006
I work with a person who is notorious for leaving work early. A couple of his
“friends” decided to pull a prank on him by constructing a spreadsheet showing
the hours he worked for the last 6 months. The fictional spreadsheet showed he
averaged 35.6 hours a week (although he’s required to work 40). The spreadsheet
was enclosed in [...]
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Published in April 8th, 2006
The Times newspaper (UK) recently carried a story about a taxi driver from
Brighton who has spent the last 6 years of his leisure time writing out the
numbers from one to a million by hand in order to get into the Guinness Book Of
Records. When the compiler came round to check,
he informed the man that he [...]
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Published in April 8th, 2006
Person: Now what do I do?
Tech Support: What is the prompt on the screen?
Person: It’s asking for “Enter Your Last Name.”
Tech Support: Okay, so type in your last name.
Person: How do you spell that?
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Published in April 8th, 2006
Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal
colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The
message ‘He’s lying’ was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy
button each time they thought the suspect wasn’t telling the truth. Believing
the ‘lie detector’ was working, the suspect confessed.
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Published in April 8th, 2006
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the
individual behind the counter for ‘minimal lettuce.’ He said he was sorry, but
they only had iceberg.
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Published in April 8th, 2006
I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next
day would be the shortest day of the year. My lab partner became visibly
excited, cheering and clapping. I explained to her that the mount of daylight
changes, not the actual amount of time. Needless to say, she was very
disappointed.
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Published in April 8th, 2006
My neighbour works in the operations department in the central office of a
large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their
computers. One night they got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who
had this question: ‘I’ve got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do [...]
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Published in April 8th, 2006
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbour call the local
township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign
on our road. The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer
wanted them to cross there.
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Published in April 8th, 2006
I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed
that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me
that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When
asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on the
credit [...]
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Published in April 8th, 2006
Sign in a gas station: Coke — 49 cents. Two for a dollar.
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