Published in March 24th, 2006
YOUR MOM IS LIKE THE YANKEES…….SHE GETS PAYED A LOT OF MONEY TO SUCK DICK!
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A. THEIR WINNING PERCENTAGE IN THE WORLD [...]
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Published in March 24th, 2006
Q.what do braves manager bobby cox and sperm have in comon?
A. They both get ejected…alot
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Bobby Knight, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him aro…Direct Object JokeBobby’s class was having an English lesson, and the teacher called on Bobby to recite a sentence [...]
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Published in March 24th, 2006
Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of Yankees players on them …people couldn’t figure out which side to spit on.
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A. THEIR WINNING PERCENTAGE IN THE WORLD S…Boston red sox suckYankees number one………..i thank god perdo martinez [...]
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Published in March 24th, 2006
Take me down to Old Fenway
Take me out to the crowd
Buy me a Yankee’s Suck Teee-Shirt
I dont care if I get my butt kicked
Cause it’s root root root for the Red Sox
If they dont win it’s a shame
Cause they’re 1,2,3 times as good
as those old Yankeeeeeeeees!
Red Sox, Red Sox, Red, White And Blue,
You Better Watch [...]
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Published in March 24th, 2006
DAMN SOME OF THE REDSOX PLAYERS R FAT THEY NEED TO LOSE SOME WHEIGHT LIKE VERITEK,MANNY,MULL AR,AND ESPECIALLY
THAT FAT ASS ORTIZ DA
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A: Fifty. One to do it and th…BEDROOM GOLF* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally [...]
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Published in March 24th, 2006
… why the Yankees are paying me $82 million dollars, when I can’t hit, run, or field? The answer is simple: I have pictures of George Steinbrenner having sex with a chicken.
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Published in March 24th, 2006
Roger Clemens, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Yankee flag in the window.
“This house is yours for eternity,” God said. “This is very special, not everyone gets a house up here.”
Roger felt special, indeed, and [...]
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Published in March 24th, 2006
yo mamas so hairy, when she went to fenway park, people said,. ” LOOK! ITS JONNY DAMON! JOHNNY DAMON!”
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Published in March 24th, 2006
Q. HOW ARE THE YANKEES AND THEIR ASSHOLE FANS SATANISTS?
A. THEIR WINNING PERCENTAGE IN THE WORLD SERIES(26 FOR 39) IS “.66666666666666666666666″
YANKEES SUCK! GO METS! THE YANKEES GIVE NEW YORK A BAD NAME!
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Published in March 24th, 2006
OK YANKEE FANS, YOU RUB YOUR “26 WORLD TITLES” INTO EVERYONE’S FACE, BUT HOLD ON A SECOND HERE, IN THE WORLD SERIES, THE RED SOX HAVE ONLY LOST 4 TIMES IN THE WORLD SERIES, THE YANKEES HAVE LOST 13 TIMES! THATS RIGHT! 13 TIMES! AND YOU YANKEE FANS ALWAYS SAY WE CANT WIN IN THE [...]
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