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Loading ...Yo Mama is so UGLY… when she jumped in the bath, the water jumped out.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...you so ugly u look like dbo wit extentions
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(2 votes, average: 1 out of 5) Loading ...your so ugly,john, that you gots a gap in yo teeth, a fuzzy unibrow ,a guppy face, that yo mama felt it
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(2 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...why dont mexico have there own olympics………………………………
because the ones that can run jump and swim are already over here
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Your mama is so ugly the dog walks her
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...I may me fat But you are fat and ugly, by the way god called he said he was looking at you and thought to himself damm i do make mistakes dont I.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...your so poor when someone knocks on your door you open the window and yell “DING DONG”
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...you so stupid you got locked in a supermarket and starved to death
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...your so dumb you sold your house to get a mortgage
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...you so dumb you got locked in a public toilet and pissed yourself
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