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Loading ...Three third graders were walking down the street: a redhead, brunnette, and a blonde.Which one had the best figure?
The blonde - she was 18.
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A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ”I can count higher then all th…2nd Grade Joke
Little Johnny’s 2nd-grade teacher was quizzing them on the [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks. She noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having trouble with her directions.”Have you found a blank piece yet, Chip?” said the teacher.
“Nope. I haven’t,” said the dumb jock. “Somebody went through and drew lines across [...]
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A guy and a blond are on a date, and after dinner and a movie, they head on up to Makeout Mountain, where things get a little hot ‘n’ heavy. Then the guy leans over.”Do you want to go in the backseat?”
“No.” Unfazed, they continue making out. The guy trys again.
“Do you want to go [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a vending machine?A: Nothing…..you get what you paid for.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.
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A: “Does 3 come before E, between M and W, or at the end?”
Q: How do you kn…Can’t SwimAfter a hard day at work a blonde walked into her local bar and ordered a drink.
Whilst quietly [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...TO: Boss
FROM: Blondie
RE: Changing Calendars from Y2KI hope that I haven’t misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion of all of the months on all of the company calendars for next year. The calendars have [...]
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What’s the one word a blonde absolutely, positively cannot say?No.
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New word for Female Orgasm…”Happenis”Answering machine message 60This is the Literacy Self Test Hotline. [...]
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The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...How does a blonde kill a fish?She tries to drown it!
Similar JokesBlonde Ice FishingA blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the ne…Ice FishingA blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gi…ice [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why do blondes wear woolen panties?To keep their ankles warm.
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