How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?1, to yell for Daddy!
Similar JokesBulb TroubleThree blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911.

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A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the columns entitled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then she came to the column: SALARY EXPECTED.
”Yes.”

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There was this nouveau riche blond girl, who went to the nearest Mercedes showroom with a pocketful of dollars, and came out with the latest model.Half an hour later she was back at the showroom, claiming a that the car they sold her was terrible, that she was disappointed a brand-new Mercedes would get a [...]

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What do you call a blond with two brain cells? ”PREGNANT”
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Why did the Blonde pee in the Grocery Store?The sign said ”Wet Floor.”
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Why do blondes like cars with adjustable steering wheels?Because they like more head room.
Similar JokesAdjustable SteeringWhy do blondes like cars with adjustable steering wheels?

Because they like more head room.

…What’s green and has wheels?What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheelsDriving Styles Around The WorldDriving styles…………..

One hand on steering wheel, one hand [...]

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What does XXX stand for in a porno film?It’s the signature of the three blondes who act in it.
Similar JokesQuestion and answer blond jokesQ: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck. The brunette was sitting up front with the man and the blonde was in the back. While driving across a bridge the man lost control of the truck and drove over the side of the bridge. After the truck had sunk, the [...]

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What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.

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What do you call a blonde bird?A swallow!
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A swallow! Do you see the dead bird?A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park [...]

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