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Loading ...Terrorists hijack a plane full of lawyers.
They ask for a ransom 20 million dollars, and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for…
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Thousands of people flock to the annual Burning Man festival in The Black Rock Desert north of Reno, Nevada.At this big hippie festival, people run around naked, drink and do drugs, or as George W. Bush likes to call it, get ready to run for President.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The Chief Executive of an HMO died and was very relieved that he got into heaven. Of course, he had to check out after 48 hours…
Similar JokesMonica’s First LookQ: What was the first thing Monica saw in government?
A: The Executive Branch!Executive Rimmin’Why did George W. Bush cross the road?To plunge his slithery tongue into the [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...After praying nonstop for eight years, God finally decided to grant a man three wishes.”I wish for the coolest cars in the universe.”
“Done.”
“I wish for the most luxurious mansion in the universe.”
“Done.”
“And I wish for the best woman in the world.”
So God sent him Mother Theresa.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...During his campaign, George W. Bush and his advisors were discussing spin control on his past drug problems.”Dubya,” said his PR guy, “We’ve got to know, are the rumors true about your using cocaine in college?”
“It’s true,” replied Bush, “but it isn’t my fault. My parents were rich, and I was born with a silver [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why did George W. Bush cross the road?To plunge his slithery tongue into the pert and waiting anus of the oil industry.
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A: [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What did President Clinton say when he was asked to compare the Paula Jones scandal with the Monica Lewinski scandal?”Close but no cigar.”
Similar JokesClinton after CoitusWhat does Bill Clinton say to Hillary Clinton after having sex?”I will be home in 20 minutes, dear.”Clinton PollTime magazine sent a survey to women in Arkansas, asking for their [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...In Washington D.C. they ran out Tickle Me Elmo dolls, so now they have Fondle Me Packwood dolls.
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…Sounds dirtyTop ten things that sound dirty in law but aren’t:
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9…Business one-liners [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan?They are putting in TARGETS!!!
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Bill Clinton broke the 11th commandment. ”Thou shalt not use thy rod on thy Staff”
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